I want you to smoke mayfair cigs, not menthol or dual ones.

Can you dress up like a chav school girl etc, hoop earrings, make up etc

I want you to show me the packet of cigs, take one out and dangle it from your lips for a few secs, then light it and smoke normally.

pretend you've been caught smoking..
Say you shouldn't be smoking as it's naughty, but you love it.

Then tell me..

How old when you started smoking?
Why you started?
What brands you've smoked, and smoke now?
How many you smoke a day?
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