Here I am, all hyped up to rate your *huge* dick—because surely, with all that talk, you had something worth showing off, right? But then I see *this*, and I can’t help but laugh. Like, really? This is what you thought would impress me? It’s hilarious how tiny and pathetic it is! I was expecting a king, but you’re more like the court clown. Honestly, I can’t stop laughing—it’s just too funny. Looks like this dick rating turned into a humiliation session real fast. Hope you’re ready for it!

Here I am, all hyped up to rate your *huge* dick—because surely, with all that talk, you had something worth showing off, right? But then I see *this*, and I can’t help but laugh. Like, really? This is what you thought would impress me? It’s hilarious how tiny and pathetic it is! I was expecting a king, but you’re more like the court clown. Honestly, I can’t stop laughing—it’s just too funny. Looks like this dick rating turned into a humiliation session real fast. Hope you’re ready for it!