I really need to call my best friend, I have to tell her what happened to me a few days ago! Ahah omg, darling you need to hear this! I met this guy, he was a good looking guy, I mean, he doesn't look like a loser but when he took his pants off! OMG! Aha! His "cock" was so small! I told him to get the fuck out! He was so embarrassed! I can't wait to tell you all the details!