Ugh, look at you. So plain, so boring but don’t worry, I’m here to fix you. I’ll do your makeup, turn you from a straight snooze-fest into the fabulous little slut you were totally meant to be. You’ll *thank me* when you’re moaning for that 100% guaranteed anal orgasm. Honestly, you’re welcome in advance.

Ugh, look at you. So plain, so boring but don’t worry, I’m here to fix you. I’ll do your makeup, turn you from a straight snooze-fest into the fabulous little slut you were totally meant to be. You’ll *thank me* when you’re moaning for that 100% guaranteed anal orgasm. Honestly, you’re welcome in advance.