This summer has been full of ice cream in all forms, pints, and milkshakes, and my personal favorite: ice cream sandwiches. Watch me effortlessly devour two mint chip ice cream sandwiches, a total of 640 calories. I take big messy bites and moan and smile with pleasure as I eat and play with my big round belly. You can even hear my chair creaking under me as I eat. At the end of the video I'm visibly rounder, and even unintentionally shyly burp. Yum!