WHO WANTS AN ORDINARY LOVE

I've been seeking a good Gryffindor girl to practice my sex magick on. There's so, so much that we don't learn in class. I suppose for good reason. And it's not like Hogwarts acknowledges how many of us are queer, how so many of us don't crave ordinary heterosexual domestic bliss. That's why I'm so happy to have found you. A good, sweet girl, so eager to please me and let me practice my magic on you. I'm going to turn you into my obsessive love slave with this spell.