I don't want to sound mean, but... wow, you've gained a LOT of weight. I haven't seen you since you left for college, and now I see that the freshman 15 is real. But it looks more like you've gained the freshman 50. You used to be so fit and teased me for being chubby, but now you're the fat one. What do you do in school, just sit around your dorm stuffing your face?

I tease you relentlessly for having gained so much, before revealing that I'm actually super into it, even as I continue to humiliate you. I want to watch my step-brother get so fat while he's home from school this sum... Show more