You’re really confident that your cock is the best and biggest out there, but it’s time you get put back in your place. At first it was amusing, but now it’s downright annoying to hear your lies over and over again. Your dick looks like a dumpster fire. It’s thin, short, has blotchy colors, and it down right looks like it’s been thrown through a meat grinder. It’s clearly been beaten by an ugly stick and the least you could do is tell the truth and be honest about the trash in your pants. And these grandiose stories about how well you perform..... It needs to stop. You are a walking disappo...

You’re really confident that your cock is the best and biggest out there, but it’s time you get put back in your place. At first it was amusing, but now it’s downright annoying to hear your lies over and over again. Your dick looks like a dumpster fire. It’s thin, short, has blotchy colors, and it down right looks like it’s been thrown through a meat grinder. It’s clearly been beaten by an ugly stick and the least you could do is tell the truth and be honest about the trash in your pants. And these grandiose stories about how well you perform..... It needs to stop. You are a walking disappointment and you do nothing but let women down and they leave feeling shameful they ever touched you.

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