I went out with some friends again and this time we got some Mexican. Since I am very concerned about the eating habits of my roommates I have to ask and make sure they’ve eaten. Once again, no they haven’t. This is unacceptable! I propose to feed them my delicious farts once again. I make them get on their knees and put their mouth up to my butt and be ready for my instructions. I even hint that if they are super good I might even give them some dessert. 15 farts included.

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