Babe, what we ate last night just isn’t agreeing with me today. I feel so icky! You need to cuddle me... I need you babe. I think I just need to fart a lot to make myself feel better. They won’t stop coming! Will you still love me and cuddle with me even though I’m super stinky right now? Oh yeah, and those leftovers are all yours!

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