I have been having a clear out at home and I discovered a wooden bath brush that I didn't even know I had! Never wanting to miss an opportunity to give myself a sore bottom, I decided to have a play with it. I spank myself over my knickers and then on my bare bottom, the knickers being traditional school navy and maroon because they are my favourite! Once I have made my bottom cherry red I bend over, legs apart to apply cream to my sore bottom. I shall not be sitting comfortably for the rest of the day!