I've just come home from a stressful day to find you already in position: kneeling on the floor with your mouth open. Just waiting for me to light my cigarette and use you as my ashtray. I praise you, filling your mouth with ash, sticking my fingers in your mouth, and blowing my cigarette smoke in your face. This is your only purpose and you're so good at it.

I've just come home from a stressful day to find you already in position: kneeling on the floor with your mouth open. Just waiting for me to light my cigarette and use you as my ashtray. I praise you, filling your mouth with ash, sticking my fingers in your mouth, and blowing my cigarette smoke in your face. This is your only purpose and you're so good at it.