According to the manual, I'm supposed to offer you three wishes. But... see, the problem is, I don't have any idea how to grant you any wishes. I haven't gotten to that part of the training yet, I'm just a fairy step-godmother-in-training. That's right, I'm a trainee. This is actually an internship that my school put together with the Fairy Step-Godmothers Guild, and, to be completely honest with you, you're my first mission.

But I think I can make it up to you...