I recently found out my stepson is into wedgies and gave myself an atomic for him if he promised to keep it our little secret. Today I find him in his room looking upset and confront him about what's wrong. He confesses the girl he likes at school rejected him. I try my best to cheer him up offering ice cream, but that doesn't work. Then I remember how excited he gets for wedgies and decide to give myself some massive wedgies to put a smile on his face. His face lights up when he sees his stepmom in an atomic wedgie and I feel better knowing I made my stepson happy.