I invite you over to confront you about a rumor I heard. I heard from my friends you have a crush on me and want to kiss me. Well it's your lucky day, I tell you to close your eyes and pucker up. When I lean in, instead of kissing you, I pull your pants down revealing your tighty whities. I can't believe you actually thought I would kiss you, nerd! I humiliate you about your choice of underwear and give you wedgies. Your little dick comes out and I make fun of how small it is while continuing to give you wedgies.

I invite you over to confront you about a rumor I heard. I heard from my friends you have a crush on me and want to kiss me. Well it's your lucky day, I tell you to close your eyes and pucker up. When I lean in, instead of kissing you, I pull your pants down revealing your tighty whities. I can't believe you actually thought I would kiss you, nerd! I humiliate you about your choice of underwear and give you wedgies. Your little dick comes out and I make fun of how small it is while continuing to give you wedgies.