I'm about to give you an incredible show...I am so so horny, I want to show you my boobs and my pussy and make myself (and you!) cum so so hard. Oh wait...theres someone at the door. I'll be back in a minute. (You hear me go out, and you hear faint sounds of me laughing and joking with my friend. Then after a while you hear me come back...and you get so excited...but...it's just me with a sign, telling you what a loser you are. Now you can watch the sign.)