Hearing me laugh at your expense is a true dick twitcher for you isn't it? I have the most devious of laughs, enough to make you fall to your Submissive Knees and send $50 of me flipping you off and laughing at you like the Rich, Arrogant and Entitled little Brat that I am. Thats $10 per min, an actual bargain slave.
That SUPER SHINY bikini though? How could a little shiny pig like yourself ever resist that? *News Flash* - you cant!!!