That's right creeper. We know all about your life when you were younger. Total loser! You stalked all your crushes. You'd probably watch them from afar. Even now, and especially since the internet became huge, you can stalk them to a higher degree. You bookmark these old crushes' profile pages. You check out their interests and browse their pictures wishing you had the balls to speak up. You probably have/had a shrine dedicated to these crushes. You have pictures of them, and today you're going to use one of them for wank material.