At a bake sale, Agatha Delicious stands tending a table of pies. Sumiko Dreams walks in with the last two pies and places them on the table. Lora Cross walks in and tries to buy a green pie. Agatha tells her green pies aren’t for sale. Lora leaves to text her boyfriend about that, but really keeps an eye on Agatha and Sumiko. Jolene Hexx walks in, makes knowing glances with Agatha and buys all the green pies. Jolene uses her phone to pay for the pies. Lora steps in, says she’s FBI and knows that the 3 girls are spies, using pies to transmit state secrets. Jolene lunges at Lora, but Sumiko s...

At a bake sale, Agatha Delicious stands tending a table of pies. Sumiko Dreams walks in with the last two pies and places them on the table. Lora Cross walks in and tries to buy a green pie. Agatha tells her green pies aren’t for sale. Lora leaves to text her boyfriend about that, but really keeps an eye on Agatha and Sumiko. Jolene Hexx walks in, makes knowing glances with Agatha and buys all the green pies. Jolene uses her phone to pay for the pies. Lora steps in, says she’s FBI and knows that the 3 girls are spies, using pies to transmit state secrets. Jolene lunges at Lora, but Sumiko steps between them and tries to calm them down. Lora nails Sumiko with green pie and examines its bottom. Jolene pies Sumiko with yellow pie to prove there’s nothing written at the bottom. Lora pies Sumiko with another green pie and shows the secret at the bottom. Lora says they are all under arrest, and a 3 vs 1 catfight begins, heavily one-sided in favor of Jolene, Agatha and Sumiko, who end up ragdolling Lora with punches, gropes, wedgies, hair pulling and ripping her dress off. Lora whines for it to stop. The 3 girls pick up 4-5 yellow pies and take turns pieing Lora, who wipes her eyes and whines between each pie. They make Lora sit down, who looks defeated. They stand around debating what to do with her. Fade out.

Sumiko and Jolene talk to each other, ignoring Lora. Agatha walks in saying she talked to HQ about Lora, and they discuss this. Meanwhile, Lora begins to rouse and catch her second wind, stands up and looks enraged. The 3 girls are afraid of her. Lora grabs Jolene, tears off her dress, and begins a pie fight with her (with catfight stuff), until Jolene surrenders. Lora does the same with Sumiko, and then Agatha. The three girls stand huddled together, looking afraid of Lora. Lora picks up her phone and calls for reinforcements, gloating about having broken up their spy ring. The three remaining girls blame each other.

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