I am a burglar dressed in tight black leather trousers, black top and boots. I come into your bedroom, checking to see whether the coast is clear. No one is here. Perfect. I come in and start to look around going straight to the wardrobe to check for valuables. Concentrating on what I am doing I don't hear the bedroom door creep open. When I turn around I am shocked to see the homeowner standing in front of me holding a weapon.

You aren't meant to be here but I know there is no getting out of this. I plead that you don't call the cops. You can do whatever you want with me until m... Show more