Its my birthday and I know that you love me very much. You will buy this clip multiple times because you want me to be happy and buy myself a nice present. You love spending your money on me. I am worth it. Buy this clip and I might say thank you. Or might not. If you dont buy this i am going to tell you wife your little dirty secret... Remember - i know your address and i know where you work. think twice before you make your decision.