I am a shrunken man lost in your laundry. You are going through your laundry ready to do wash, when you find me. After inspecting me closely with your eyes, you decide to put me away in your fridge to have as a meal one day. You come back to the fridge, but ignore me, and grab something else and close it. You open it again, and stock it with food to block my view, and leave again. When you return for a third time, you dig me out, ready to eat me. You take me out of the fridge, and check if I'm still fresh. You sniff me a lot, lick my arms and legs a bit. Then you raise me high above your head,...

I am a shrunken man lost in your laundry. You are going through your laundry ready to do wash, when you find me. After inspecting me closely with your eyes, you decide to put me away in your fridge to have as a meal one day. You come back to the fridge, but ignore me, and grab something else and close it. You open it again, and stock it with food to block my view, and leave again. When you return for a third time, you dig me out, ready to eat me. You take me out of the fridge, and check if I'm still fresh. You sniff me a lot, lick my arms and legs a bit. Then you raise me high above your head, and slowly lower me into your mouth, counting down. Thanks for considering.