In this video, you invited me in for a cup of tea. You have noticed me before in the neighborhood - you thought I looked delicious... And you lick your lips a bit. But then you notice I haven't had any tea - drink up! And I do, and immediately start to feel funny. You are super happy now- you tricked me into drinking a special potion. Earlier you said you thought I looked delicious - well, you really meant it. It will take a few months, but once you fatten me up, I will be the guest of honor at your coven's next feast just a few months away. And by guest of honor, you mean entrée. I am terrif...

In this video, you invited me in for a cup of tea. You have noticed me before in the neighborhood - you thought I looked delicious... And you lick your lips a bit. But then you notice I haven't had any tea - drink up! And I do, and immediately start to feel funny. You are super happy now- you tricked me into drinking a special potion. Earlier you said you thought I looked delicious - well, you really meant it. It will take a few months, but once you fatten me up, I will be the guest of honor at your coven's next feast just a few months away. And by guest of honor, you mean entrée. I am terrified, but the potion is making me so groggy I can't get away. You explain that right now though I am way too lean. You have got to fatten me up over the next few months. The potion I drank - you call it the piggy potion. The special swine ingredients will make me want to eat and gain weight like a prize hog, whether I want to or not. The swine ingredients do have a few other side effects though, you giggle. I am going to look the part too - just a few subtle changes. The next few minutes of the video, you describe the physical changes as they happen to me. My nose turns up into a pig snout. My ears get big and floppy. My hands and feet turn into trotters, but that's OK, I won't need human hands anymore. Finally I sprout a curly whirly tail. As the physical changes happen and you describe them, use the word pig a lot. For example - Your nose is turning up into a pig snout, a proper pig snout! Such a piggy! With your turned up piggy nose! Doesn't it make u feel more like a pig having a proper pig snout? Etc. Once I have my piggy features, for last few minutes of the video, you explain to me that now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The hard way - you lock me out in a filthy pigsty and me to eat buckets of disgusting slop for the next several months until I'm fat enough to slaughter. That doesn't sound very good does it! You prefer the easy way. First, I have to actually thank you for giving me a piggy makeover, and I also must thank you for the honor of being fattened, prepared, roasted, and ending up in you and all your witch friends' tummies. If I cooperate, then the next several months will be the best of my life. You describe the amazing savory, rich, and fatty gourmet foods and desserts you will feed me all day every day. Exercise will be forbidden, I will be as lazy as possible, watch as much telly as I like. I can drink as much full calorie (no light ) as I like. You'll give me massages and buttermilk baths every day, and we can snuggle together on your giant bed every night. Now doesn't that sound better? Yes, you can already see the answer in my face. Such a smart piggy! You just knew I'd see things your way.