Run along sweetie and change your swim trunks. They must be full of sand the way you were itching yourself at the beach. No? Come here and let me see. Umm...what is all this crusty stuff? Were you tugging your little wee wee? Oh, sweetie, yes it's natural but we don't do that in public. It's for private times, like now.

Run along sweetie and change your swim trunks. They must be full of sand the way you were itching yourself at the beach. No? Come here and let me see. Umm...what is all this crusty stuff? Were you tugging your little wee wee? Oh, sweetie, yes it's natural but we don't do that in public. It's for private times, like now.