Please be bare feet, cover bottom of feet in powder (secretly its athletes foot powder but your boyfriend don't know) Walk in picking wedgie out. A real major wedgie. "Hey baby. (Prop your feet out in front of you) Babe, back up. I'm taking off my shoes. (Embarrassed face) I mean put powder in them so they won't stink." Kick off shoes and talk to your man about day and sneak in itching on your right foot with hand and casually pulling foot in lap, etc. Halfway your called out for itching your feet and you come clean. You got athletes foot, really itchy athletes foot. Be embarrassed for few ... Show more