My favourite pair of shoes is covered with caked dried mud. I need them for work tomorrow. I want you to clean them for me. Lay down in front of me while I use you as my personal doormat. I love these shoes. It took a long time to break them in and make them so comfy. I must have them perfect for work. I donâ€TMt care how much dirt and dust covers your pants. Your crotch is the perfect shoe cleaner. By the way, Iâ€TMm going to need you to run an errand for me. Be quick, and no, there is no time for you to change.