You are my least favorite employee. HR says I can't fire you but they never said anything about you disappearing. Maybe there is on thing you can do for me. No, it's nothing sexual although the office ladies seem to find you attractive. It's a distraction and I can't tolerate it. I get it. You look like a tasty treat that would be delicious devoured. So swallow the yummy liquid. It won't take long to work. This meal has whet my appetite. I'm famished. Stop struggling to get out. Let my digestive juices do their job. The pain will be gone soon. Give in to it.