This family is becoming environmentally conscious. We need to start recycling more and saving wherever we can. Did you know the bathroom is the most wasteful place in the house? Especially the toilet. Your siblings are all doing there part to reuse and convert but you've yet to come up with a decent idea to help us out. So I've come up with the perfect plan for you. No longer will we need toilet paper or waste water flushing. You will be our dump eater and ass cleaner. Sit down and let me tell you how wonderful it will be.