I picked you out of 500 employees to be my personal assistant for the week. It's my way of showing employee appreciation. You'll be making three times your salary for the week so let's discuss your duties.

Did you know the reason you got this promotion was because of your cock? I have cameras in the men's bathroom, yes I know it's a no no, but I only want the biggest cocks working here. Are you a boob man? Can you take dictation? Type? Oh well, I really only need you to do one thing for me anyways.

Sit back and relax. You're mine now.