I know this is usually our special night but I have to go on this date to celebrate my six month wedding anniversary. When I married into this family it came with certain responsibilities, sweetie. Oh, you like my pretty dress? Well you must because I can see your little boner poking out. Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry but I just don't have time for this right now. Okay, okay, you can stroke but it has to be quick. That's a good boy. When I get home, I promise I'll take care of you the right way.