My asshole is always so itchy and I'm constantly scratching it and ruining my pants. Either it gets a run in the fabric or I'm poking a big hole in it. Sticking my hand down my pants doesn't help. It still itches. Look at my asshole and see if there's anything there. Maybe you can scratch it for me.

My asshole is always so itchy and I'm constantly scratching it and ruining my pants. Either it gets a run in the fabric or I'm poking a big hole in it. Sticking my hand down my pants doesn't help. It still itches. Look at my asshole and see if there's anything there. Maybe you can scratch it for me.