Is it that time of year again? Your annual fuck? It's not your birthday or any other special day. We had an agreement so why are you cashing in your one fuck card today? You're horny? Who the fuck cares? You think I do all this for you? Just stick it in and get it over with but while you do let me tell you about my new personal assistant. He's a real man with a real cock and knows how to satisfy my every need.