Sex with you is so boring and predictable. Every Wednesday, same time...same technique. Is it any wonder I'd rather just lay here and read my book? Ok, let's get it over with. Is it in yet? I can't tell. Couldn't you just mix it up once in a while? This is why I fuck other men. Men with real cocks. Do you know the things they do to me? Do you know how they make me feel? I'm going to need a real man once you're done.