It's time to get a new pair of sneakers. These ones are really starting to smell. Can you measure my feet with them on? I'd rather not expose you to the stench. Okay, I guess you do put up with a lot in your job but I can't imagine you've smelled worse. You really think it's not that bad? You want to touch them? Okay. Sorry, my socks get dirty from the sweat and athletes foot. And they get so damn itchy. You like the smell? Okay then, my feet are all yours.