You've been my step-son's friend forever. Maybe you can help me. I don't know what to get him for his birthday and I'm hoping you have some ideas. What is it that young men want these days? What would you want? What? Sex? I know that you're all horny bodies of hormones at this age but it's not like I'm going to get him an for his birthday. Sex with me? Oh, but I couldn't, I shouldn't. Is that what he would really enjoy? Would you enjoy it?