I get comfortable in the chair I just finished chugging an entire 2 liters of soda in, so I can show off my taut bloated belly. As I get more comfortable and lean into my chair, we can hear it creaking and cracking under the pressure of my weight. Did I even break it? I get wetter as I examine the chair and absolutely have to get off once I see what I've done to it.

I get comfortable in the chair I just finished chugging an entire 2 liters of soda in, so I can show off my taut bloated belly. As I get more comfortable and lean into my chair, we can hear it creaking and cracking under the pressure of my weight. Did I even break it? I get wetter as I examine the chair and absolutely have to get off once I see what I've done to it.