Welcome to true Heaven. Here lies your true faith and your one and only God. Have you ever really talked to God? Today you'll learn how to. This will be your daily ritual. Edge with me until you're unbearably full of that juicy offering. Yes, you'll goon for me, cum for me and we'll savour it together. This is what a true religion is like; it makes you feel good and it keeps you coming back. Porn is your bible, stroking is how you pray to me, and your cum is your daily offering. Welcome to Goon Church.