Hello, my fart addicted loser. This time you really need to pay. I am not joking. My farts are not for free. And every addiction comes with a price. So you're gonna pay for every fart that comes out from my round ass. 1$ for a fart. Why? Because I said so. And you know what? I don't even need to convince you to do that. Because you are so addicted to me and my farts, that you're gonna buy that clip right away. You're gonna pay for about 35 farts, 35 smelly trumpets that my ass produced just for you. Oh yes, you're lucky. As you can see I gave you a little discount. So? What are ...

Hello, my fart addicted loser. This time you really need to pay. I am not joking. My farts are not for free. And every addiction comes with a price. So you're gonna pay for every fart that comes out from my round ass. 1$ for a fart. Why? Because I said so. And you know what? I don't even need to convince you to do that. Because you are so addicted to me and my farts, that you're gonna buy that clip right away. You're gonna pay for about 35 farts, 35 smelly trumpets that my ass produced just for you. Oh yes, you're lucky. As you can see I gave you a little discount. So? What are you waiting for?