This student applied for the class of Ball Games that We offer at Our Correctional School for Lost and Useless Men. Of course, he’s no good at any of them and has no skills or knowledge of rugby, football, and so on and when asked what exactly was in his useless brain when he applied for this class his answer was “marbles”. So here he is now, in the headmistress’ office getting his first practice of a game of marbles, Our way. His balls are tied up tightly with rope, which gives them a beautiful purple tint, exactly like marbles and that’s all he is for Us: the useless extension of a pair o...

This student applied for the class of Ball Games that We offer at Our Correctional School for Lost and Useless Men. Of course, he’s no good at any of them and has no skills or knowledge of rugby, football, and so on and when asked what exactly was in his useless brain when he applied for this class his answer was “marbles”. So here he is now, in the headmistress’ office getting his first practice of a game of marbles, Our way. His balls are tied up tightly with rope, which gives them a beautiful purple tint, exactly like marbles and that’s all he is for Us: the useless extension of a pair of marbles for Our enjoyment. We tried kicking them repeatedly with Our gorgeous high heels boots, squishing them with Our hands, and of course, punching the marbles to see which method is more effective and entertaining. Eventually, We’ve decided there’s something else that needs testing – adding another student to the game, to see if it’s more fun to have them play their marbles together. And that’s going to be Our next class at the Correctional School for Lost and Useless Men.