If I'm at home I can use any kind of ashtray, although I do prefer a human one. When I'm outdoors I can only use a human ashtray in order to prevent any possible accident. I might let you inhale My smoke, but for this privilege, you must eat all the ash whenever I put it in your mouth. In the end, you must keep your tongue out for Me to put out My cigarette on it, and then you have to eat the butt, chew it well and swallow it to keep our forests nice and clean.
You’re such a good ashtray, I might use you again soon.