Your dick is so small and inadequate that I had to fuck the neighbor today. His cock is so big, unlike your little dick. And you owe him $200 for doing the favor of pleasuring your wife, since you can't do it. I can't believe that I married you because I hadn't had good sex since before then. It's just so small that I can't feel anything. I'm so glad that I was able to get with the neighbor. I may make it a habit and you will have to pay him every time he fucks me with his huge cock.