I can't believe I married someone with such a little dick. I should have married your boss. He has a huge dick, unlike you. How do I know? Oh, I've just heard about it from your coworkers wives. I am so jealous of them. They got a real man with a big dick. I haven't had good sex since I met because it's so small. All of your coworkers have a bigger dick than you. That must be embarrassing. How do you use the urinals at works without showing your little dick? It's no wonder you never get a raise. Everyone knows about your small penis.