Your girlfriend will be back soon, but while she's driving back you can sit here and keep me company? This couch is pretty small though, do you mind if I rest my feet on your lap while we wait? It's way more comfortable...

Are you touching my legs? You know you're girlfriend wouldn't be too happy to find this out! Wait a second, is that a boner?

Okay I'll admit I'm pretty impressed. Let me just pull it out and take a quick look at it... ummm, on second thought, maybe I won't tell her if you won't? This can be our little secret!

With the cheating theme, t... Show more