Hey roomie can I borrow your phone charger? Oh, and also -- I know I'm late on rent, but I'll make it up to you soon I promise. I just need a little more time to get the money together!

Actually um, I've noticed you looking at me a lot lately and I haven't said anything... you know, like down at my feet all the time when I'm barefoot around the apartment? Oh my gosh, I knew I was right! You have a foot fetish don't you?

Hehe well, now I'm thinking... won't you give me a discount on the rent if I let you play with my feet then? I'm sure we can figure something out :)
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