My mouth is always very, very wet-- it's like I have way too much saliva. Don't tell anyone, but sometimes if I have too much spit to swallow, I spit it out into a jar instead. See how the stringy, wet saliva drips over my plump lips and runs down my chin? Look at the way it pools in my mouth behind my teeth and under my tongue. But now I'm not sure what to do with this jar of spit...hey, maybe you can drink it for me!