Good morning babe...*YAWN* oh my gosh, my breath is SO bad! Don't smell it! I forgot to brush my teeth before bed last night, after we had all that pizza and booze for dinner. Please, turn away! Wait...you WANT to smell it? Are you sure? It's SO stinky. Even my tongue has a dirty film on it, and my throat is a little inflamed.

Well babe...if you're certain you want to smell it, come a little closer so I can breath it right into your face!