After a hot bath I'm lying on my bed, texting and sending Snapchats from my phone. I know you're standing right behind me but I don't even turn around. I know you're too afraid to come near me-- you're just going to stand there, breathing heavily like some kind of freak anyway, right? I know you love to watch the swell of my naked ass on the bed, the dimples in my lower back, the smooth skin of my shoulders...I bet you're getting all sweaty watching my cute little feet stretch and curl as I swing my legs back and forth. God, no wonder no girls will pay attention to you!