The video starts out with a massive fart on the toilet-- but as I got to wipe, I see only an empty roll! I call out for you to bring me more toilet paper.

But, alas, you used the last of it and there's no more. All the stores are sold out of toilet paper and have been for weeks. I'm FURIOUS that you used the last of our precious toilet paper...but my asshole WILL be clean, one way or another!

I call you into the bathroom and tell you YOU are going to be my human toilet paper until you're able to find more at the stores! I spread my cheeks, and thrust my... Show more