It's here! It's here! The little man I ordered to eat! I pull you out of your package and tell you how thrilled I am that you've arrived! There's just one problem-- I can still feel the last guy kicking around in my belly! Don't worry though-- my stomach acids are very strong and soon my digestive juices will have dissolved him. While we wait, why don't I give you a little tour of my mouth? I can show you my strong, sharp, shiny white teeth and my muscular pink tongue while I describe, in excruciating detail, what fate awaits you. Then, when my last snack is finally gone, it's time to chow do... Show more