It's Valentine's Day and you're the sweetest, most devoted partner - you set up flowers and cute little plushies by the bed and you're waiting for me at a nice restaurant for our date - but it seems like I'm just not enthused about your offering.

So while you're waiting at that wonderfully romantic restaurant for our date I'm recording a heart to heart for you to watch...and it turns out I'm treating myself to the present I really wanted all along.

I make sure to reassure you of how loved you are and how much of a good provider you are as I pull out my boy toy's beautifull... Show more